Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. (Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930))

He who has a ‘why’ to live, can bear with almost any ‘how’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called ‘Ego’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed.Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as beingself-evident. (Arthur Schopenhauer)

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. (Sir Winston Churchill)

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. (Napoleon Bonaparte)

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. (Ian L. Fleming)

I have nothing to declare except my genius. (Oscar Wildeupon arriving at U.S. customs 1882)

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it. (George Bernard Shaw)

We are all atheists about most of the gods humanity has ever believed in.Some of us just go one god further. (Richard Dawkins)

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)