If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars. (J. Paul Getty)

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. (Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930))

I begin by taking.I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. (Frederick (II) the Great)

I have nothing to declare except my genius. (Oscar Wildeupon arriving at U.S. customs 1882)

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it. (George Bernard Shaw)

He who has a ‘why’ to live, can bear with almost any ‘how’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. (Sir Winston Churchill)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

But at my back I always hear Time’s winged chariot hurrying near. (Andrew Marvell)

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called ‘Ego’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)

We are all atheists about most of the gods humanity has ever believed in.Some of us just go one god further. (Richard Dawkins)

I think ‘Hail to the Chief’ has a nice ring to it. (John F. Kennedywhen asked what is his favorite song)

If a man does his best, what else is there? (General George S. Patton)