If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars. (J. Paul Getty)

I begin by taking.I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. (Frederick (II) the Great)

But at my back I always hear Time’s winged chariot hurrying near. (Andrew Marvell)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. (Sir Winston Churchill)

He who has a ‘why’ to live, can bear with almost any ‘how’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)

Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn. (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

I think ‘Hail to the Chief’ has a nice ring to it. (John F. Kennedywhen asked what is his favorite song)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)