If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called ‘Ego’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. (Sir Winston Churchill)

He who has a ‘why’ to live, can bear with almost any ‘how’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn. (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

I have nothing to declare except my genius. (Oscar Wildeupon arriving at U.S. customs 1882)