Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. (Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930))

If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars. (J. Paul Getty)

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. (Ian L. Fleming)

He who has a ‘why’ to live, can bear with almost any ‘how’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)

But at my back I always hear Time’s winged chariot hurrying near. (Andrew Marvell)

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. (Napoleon Bonaparte)

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. (Sir Winston Churchill)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)

I have nothing to declare except my genius. (Oscar Wildeupon arriving at U.S. customs 1882)

I begin by taking.I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. (Frederick (II) the Great)

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed.Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as beingself-evident. (Arthur Schopenhauer)